Is This a Bullshit Detector? Continental Philosophy and The “Negation Game”

Difficulty: What the heck

My undergraduate adviser once told me about a silly but revealing game. Take a passage from a philosopher known for difficult or opaque writing, insert or remove a negation, and see whether a careful reader can detect the change. If nobody can, that is at least a warning sign. It suggests that the passage may not have been doing much determinate philosophical work in the first place.

Call this the negation game.

Now, this is not a decisive test for bullshit. Not every difficult passage is empty, and not every reader who misses a negation is stupid. Sometimes the problem is unfamiliar terminology, lack of context, or simple inattention. Still, the game gets at something real. Negation is logically significant. If adding or subtracting a negation makes no noticeable difference to a passage’s apparent meaning, that is a symptom of obscurity, semantic slack, or pseudo-profundity.

Take, for instance, these sentences adapted from the writing of Jacques Derrida, a philosopher often accused of obscurity:

(A) “What can be said above all must not be silenced but written.”

(B) “What cannot be said above all must not be silenced but written.”

(C) “What cannot be said above all must be silenced but written.”

Which of these is Derrida’s original wording?

If you are already familiar with Derrida’s philosophy, this might not be too difficult. But the negation game is not really aimed at specialists who are already steeped in a philosopher’s vocabulary and framework. It is aimed at a careful and intelligent reader who is not already fluent in the author’s special idiom.

And Derrida is hardly the only philosopher people have in mind here. Similar accusations of obscurity are often directed at figures like Martin Heidegger, Jacques Lacan, Jean Baudrillard, Gilles Deleuze, Julia Kristeva, Luce Irigaray, Jean-François Lyotard, Paul de Man, and Félix Guattari.

Now, to be fair, this does not show that all of continental philosophy is bullshit. Nor does it show that obscurity is unique to continental philosophy. Some analytic philosophy is bullshit too—empty, jargon-soaked, pseudo-rigorous bullshit. It is just that certain continental philosophers have acquired a special reputation for writing that seems profound while resisting clear paraphrase, making them easier targets for this sort of game.

Take, for example, these gems adapted from Jacques Lacan:

(A) “I think where I am not, therefore I am where I do not think. I am not whenever I am the plaything of my thought; I think of what I am where I do not think to think.”

(B) “I think where I am, therefore I am where I think. I am whenever I am the plaything of my thought; I think of what I am where I do not think to think.”

(C) “I think where I am not, therefore I am where I do not think. I am whenever I am not the plaything of my thought; I think of what I am where I do not think to think.”

Again, which one is the original?

The point of the negation game is not that every difficult philosopher is a fraud. Nor is it that any reader who struggles with a passage has thereby exposed its emptiness. The point is narrower: if a passage can survive logically important alterations without a noticeable change in apparent meaning, that is some evidence that the original passage may not have been saying much of anything determinate.

And that matters because a negation is not some decorative flourish. It is not like changing “very” to “extremely.” Negation can reverse the content of a claim. So if you can add or remove a negation and the passage still sounds equally deep, impressive, or incomprehensible, then the depth may be only skin-deep.

To be clear, this is only a symptom of bullshit, not proof. Some writing is difficult because the ideas are genuinely difficult. Some passages need context. Some technical vocabularies take time to learn. But bullshit often thrives precisely where prose becomes so inert, vague, or semantically slack that major logical changes seem to leave it untouched.

That is why the negation game is useful. It forces us to ask whether a passage has enough determinate content that changing something logically important actually changes what is being said. If the answer seems to be no, then perhaps the passage’s aura of profundity is doing more work than its meaning.

And that, I think, is a fairly good bullshit detector.

What the Hell Is Akratic Bullshit? On Smoking, Weight Loss, and Self-Bullshit

Difficulty: What the hell

I used to be fit–not just in decent shape, but genuinely fit. I ran half-marathons, spent hours in the boxing gym, lifted weights, cranked more than a thousand pushups, and did multiple sets of 30 pull-ups on the same day. Now, I am nearly twenty kilograms overweight and struggling with nicotine addiction.

I take medication to help suppress my appetite, but yesterday I said “fuck it” and ate fried tofu and fried chicken in the same evening. Weeks ago, I also switched from cigarettes to a combination of heat sticks and a nicotine spray. I’d smoke a heat stick, say “fuck it” yet again, and spray nicotine on the inside of my cheeks right after having a smoke. “I’m losing weight and quitting smoking,” I tell others. “Science shows that rapid weight loss is not sustainable, and neither is quitting cold turkey.”

I know that this is not just weakness of will. It is also, I think, a form of bullshit. More specifically, it is what I want to call akratic bullshit.

Akrasia, or incontinence, is a Greek term that has no easy English translation. It is similar to weakness of will or hypocrisy, but more closely refers to intentionally performing some action despite believing that another course of action would be better.

So when I know I should reduce my caloric intake but eat fried tofu and fried chicken on the same day, that’s akrasia. When I smoke but believe that quitting is better, that’s akrasia.

Not all akrasia is bullshit. I can sincerely try to do what I take to be best and still fail. What makes some cases of akrasia bullshit is not the failure itself, but the performance of commitment. I simulate serious adherence to the relevant norms while not being genuinely guided by them. In that sense, akratic bullshit is not mere weakness; it is weakness masked, misdescribed, or performed as something more disciplined than it really is.

In short, we can define akratic bullshit as follows:

Akratic bullshit is the simulation of the commitment to a goal while not being genuinely guided by the norms, evidence, and practical discipline that the commitment would require.

Note that akratic bullshitters need not be insincere. They need not intentionally mask or misdescribe their failure. Indeed, I sincerely believe that I’m trying to lose weight and quit smoking, but because my concern to adhere to the relevant norms or standards is not genuine (not properly guided by the norms or standards I must respect, given the practice I am engaged in), what I do is still bullshit. So the issue is not whether I want to quit. The issue is whether my conduct is genuinely guided by that goal, or whether I am merely performing commitment to it while continuing to organize my behavior around competing desires.

Sometimes, akratic bullshit overlaps with classic representational bullshit, whose definition can also cleanly capture this species in cases like this. Revisit my definition of classic representational bullshit:

Bullshit is (a) speech or deed that simulates adherence to standards of reasoning or truth without a genuine concern to get things right, or (b) speech or deed that displays indifference to any relevant standards of representational correctness.

This case of akratic bullshit fits this definition. When I say, “I’m gradually quitting or losing weight because that’s what the science supports,” I am:

  • simulating evidence-guided reasoning
  • invoking research and rationality
  • performing honesty and realism without being genuinely guided by a concern to get the situation right

This overlap between akratic bullshit and classic representational bullshit matters because it points to a family resemblance in our taxonomy of bullshit. We can create new definitions to capture different species of bullshit, but we don’t want to have one definition for every species that pops up. That would be ad hoc and theoretically unhelpful.

The point, then, is not that every failed diet or failed attempt to quit smoking is bullshit. It is that some failures are accompanied by a performance of commitment that masks what is really going on. Akratic bullshit names that performance. And once we see it, we can also see how it connects self-deception, rationalization, and classic representational bullshit within a single broader framework.

Do Children Bullshit? Why the Hell My Definition of “Bullshit” Needs an Aptness Condition

Difficulty: What the hell

In the last several posts, I’ve been refining a definition of bullshit, defending it against objections, attempting a “constitutivist-lite” stance, exploring bullshit’s moral and epistemic implications, and defining and analyzing a species I call “presumptuous or exploitative bullshit.” Here I want to address a worry: overgeneration. My definitions risk labeling the speech or conduct of young children and mentally incapacitated people as bullshit. I think that problem can be fixed by adding an aptness condition.

On aptness and toddler bullshit

Now, we’re going to take a look at what bullshit is not, and I’m going to attempt to justify my stance while tacking on the aptness condition to the definitions of bullshit I’ve proposed.

My central argument: although my definitions of bullshit are susceptible to overgeneration–running the risk of labeling the speech or deed of young children and the mentally incapacitated as “bullshit”–this issue is fixable with an additional aptness condition:

to be aptly called a bullshitter, the bullshitter must be appropriately answerable to the norms in a relevant way.

I know that’s rather vague. So to clarify, let’s start with the risk of overgeneration. Recall my definition of classic representational bullshit:

Bullshit is (a) speech or deed that simulates adherence to standards of reasoning or truth without a genuine concern to get things right, or (b) speech or deed that displays indifference to any relevant standards of representational correctness.

A child or mentally incapacitated individual may at times say or do things that simulate an adherence to standards of reasoning or truth without a genuine concern to get things right. And sometimes, they are indifferent to any relevant standards of representational correctness. But very often, the speech and conduct of children and mentally incapacitated people cannot be aptly labeled as “bullshit.”

Case in point: my three-year-old son wore a t-shirt emblazoned with an image of a Parasaurolophus (a type of dinosaur). When his grandma asked him how to pronounce that word, he said, earnestly, “This dinosaur is called ‘Tyrannosaur-twat-twat-sus’.” At least at first glance, my son’s speech simulated adherence to standards of reasoning or truth–his assertion that the dinosaur is called “Tyrannosaur-twat-twat-sus” resembles truth-directed discourse. And that simulation lacked a genuine concern to get things right. To be genuinely concerned to get things right, he must be properly guided by the standards that must be respected, given the practice in which he is engaged. In this case, the standards are of pronunciation and communication. And he was not properly guided. But most of us would be loath to say that he uttered bullshit.

I argue that my own reluctance to call my son a bullshitter does not stem from the fact that he’s only three, or that it would be mean to associate an earnest toddler with excrement. To be sure, these are good reasons for parenting, but they are too surface-level to be philosophically significant.

The reason my son’s mispronunciation was not bullshit is that a young child is generally not appropriately answerable to the norms in a relevant way. In other words, because he’s not yet conversationally fluent in English and doesn’t know how to read, he is not yet appropriately answerable to the relevant norms of pronunciation in the way the charge of “bullshit” presupposes.

Now if, on the other hand, his mother told him to put on his shoes, and he explained that he doesn’t need shoes because he’s a brave T-Rex, then we may be much closer to toddler bullshit. In that case, he is not merely mispronouncing or misunderstanding. He is offering a pseudo-justification in a context where he is already beginning to grasp the relevant practical norms, even if only in a rudimentary way.

Important considerations

The aptness condition is philosophically important because it mitigates overgeneration. Without this condition, the definition risks misclassifying cases in which the structural resemblance to bullshit is present, but the ordinary charge is inapt because the speaker is not appropriately answerable to the relevant norms.

It would also be wrong–not because children are innocent, or because the mentally incapacitated deserve our compassion (of course they do), but because it would cast a demeaning blanket over people who, in virtue of their cognitive state, do not deserve the belittlement and scorn.

The point, then, is not that children can never say bullshit-like things. It is that the ordinary charge of “bullshit” presupposes a kind of normative answerability that small children often do not yet possess. My definitions therefore need an aptness condition—not because children are cute, but because a theory of bullshit should not confuse structural resemblance with full-fledged bullshitting.

What the Fuck Bullshit Is: Genuine Concern, Standards, and Getting Things Right

Difficulty: What the fuck

This is my third post in a series on bullshit, so if you haven’t read post 1 and post 2, you should probably do that first.

In those two posts, I revised Harry Frankfurt’s definition of bullshit and argued that what matters is not just whether someone is sincere, but whether they have a genuine concern to get things right.

More specifically, I argued that bullshit is:

(a) speech or deed that simulates adherence to standards of reasoning or truth without a genuine concern to get things right, or (b) speech or deed that displays indifference to any relevant standards of representational correctness.

And by “genuine concern,” I mean:

concern that is properly guided by the standards that must be respected, given the practice in which one is engaged.

But that immediately raises a harder question:

Who the hell are you to tell me what standards I must respect?

Fair enough. That is exactly the question this post is about.

What I want to argue is something that resembles, but falls short of, what philosophers call a constitutivist view. Don’t worry if that word sounds annoying. I’ll explain it without the usual philosophical fog machine.

First, what the fuck is constitutivism?

Constitutivism is a view about where certain norms come from, especially norms about what counts as doing something correctly.

The core idea is:

Some standards apply to you because they are built into what it is to engage in a certain activity at all.

Take chess.

If you move a bishop like a rook, someone can say, “That’s not allowed.”

And if you reply, “Why the hell should I follow that rule?”

The natural answer is:

“Because if you don’t, you’re not really playing chess.”

The rule is not just some random command imposed from outside. It is part of what makes chess chess.

Or say that you are building a house, but you don’t care whether it keeps the rain out. You don’t care whether it stands up. You don’t care whether anyone can live in it.

At some point, we stop saying:

“That’s a bad house.”

and start saying:

“That’s not really a house at all.”

Again, the relevant standard is not optional in the ordinary sense. A house is supposed to provide shelter. That standard is constitutive of the activity.

So the constitutivist-style thought is simple:

some standards are internal to a practice because without them, the practice is no longer the kind of thing it is.

The famous objection

Here is the obvious objection, associated with people like David Enoch.

You say:

“If you’re playing chess, you should move the pieces according to the rules.”

And the critic says:

“Fine. But why should I play chess at all?”

That is a serious objection. If your answer is only, “Well, because those are the rules,” then you have not really answered the deeper question.

And this brings us back to my view of bullshit and genuine concern.

My “constitutivist-lite” stance

My main idea is this:

To engage in a practice at all is to be subject to certain standards that partly constitute what that practice is.

Notice what I am not saying.

  • I am not saying that you morally ought, full stop, to engage in that practice.
  • I am not saying that some philosopher-king gets to issue divine decrees about what everyone must care about.
  • I am not saying that every mistake kicks you out of the practice.

What I am saying is narrower:

If you are purporting to engage in a practice, then you are purporting to be answerable to the standards that make that practice intelligible as the kind of thing it is.

So yes, of course someone can ask, “Why engage in the practice at all?” But that is a different question. My aim here is not to justify participation. It is to clarify what participation amounts to.

If you move chess pieces randomly, you are not playing chess badly. You are arguably not playing chess at all.

If you present something as an argument while not being guided at all by whether the premises support the conclusion, then at some point you are no longer merely arguing badly. You are performing the surface appearance of argument.

And that is where the notion of genuine concern comes in.

Badly doing X vs. not really doing X at all

Now we need to be careful here. If every mistake meant you were not really doing the thing, then almost nobody would count as doing anything.

A bad chess player is still playing chess. A weak writer is still writing. A sloppy arguer is still arguing.

So my claim is not that any failure to meet a standard disqualifies you from the practice. That would be ridiculous.

The point is that some failures are much deeper than ordinary incompetence.

Sometimes a person is trying, however imperfectly, to be guided by the standards of the practice. In that case, they are doing the thing badly.

But sometimes, a person might be misguided by other standards. The standards that are supposed to guide her are, deliberately or not, being used as decoration, camouflage, or theater. The person invokes the right standards, gestures at them, maybe even believes she is adhering to them—but in practice, those standards are not doing any governing work.

That is a different kind of failure.

And it is that deeper kind of failure that matters for bullshit.

So when I say that someone may “not really be engaging in argumentation as a practice,” I do not mean that every bad argument is fake argument. I mean that where the relevant standards are used as mere props rather than as constraints, the performance becomes hollow.

At that point, we are no longer dealing with mere incompetence. We are dealing with simulation, indifference, or both.

Genuine concern, sincerity, and being properly guided

This is why sincerity is not enough.

You can sincerely believe that you are being careful. You can sincerely feel that you care about truth, or evidence, or accuracy. You can sincerely think you are “following the argument where it leads.”

And yet your activity may still fail to be genuinely guided by the standards you claim to respect.

That is the point of the distinction I drew in the previous post:

sincerity is a mental state, whereas genuineness is a matter of being properly guided.

To be genuinely concerned to get things right is not merely to feel concern. It is to have your activity actually constrained and directed by the standards internal to the practice you are engaged in.

So if someone reasons in a way that systematically filters out counterevidence, cherry-picks support, and treats objections as things to swat away rather than seriously consider, that person may still be utterly sincere. But sincerity alone does not make the concern genuine.

Why not?

Because the relevant standards are not actually guiding the inquiry. They are being selectively invoked, distorted, or bypassed.

And when that happens in representational practices—contexts where one is supposed to be getting things right—that is precisely where bullshit arises.

“Who decides?”

At this point, someone may still push back:

“Okay, but who decides what counts as being ‘properly guided’?”

Good question.

The answer is not: me, as your philosopher overlord.

Nor is the answer: whatever standards happen to be socially fashionable this week.

Rather, the point is that once a practice has standards built into it, those standards are what make success and failure within that practice intelligible in the first place.

If the practice is argumentation, then things like logical support, evidential responsibility, and responsiveness to objection are not optional decorative extras. They are part of what makes argumentation argumentation.

If the practice is assertion, then accuracy and truth-related norms matter because assertion purports to represent how things are.

If the practice is inquiry, then openness to correction and a willingness to let evidence constrain belief are not just nice personality traits. They are part of what inquiry is.

So I am not imposing alien standards from outside the practice. I am pointing to standards without which the practice would lose its identity.

That is why my view is “constitutivist-lite.” I do not need the much stronger claim that these standards generate unconditional reasons for everyone, everywhere, no matter what. I only need the weaker claim that if you are purporting to engage in a practice, then those standards come with the territory.

What this has to do with bullshit

Now we can tie this back to bullshit more directly.

Recall the layman-friendly version of my definition from the earlier posts:

Bullshit is pretending to play by the rules while not actually giving a shit about them—or simply not caring about them at all.

The current post lets us say more clearly what the “rules” are supposed to be.

They are not just random social expectations. They are the standards internal to the relevant representational practice: the standards that partly constitute what it is to be arguing, asserting, inquiring, explaining, reporting, interpreting, and so on.

So when someone simulates argument without letting argumentative standards constrain the activity, that is bullshit.

When someone presents themselves as reporting facts while treating truth and accuracy as optional window dressing, that is bullshit.

When someone performs inquiry while using evidence as decoration after already deciding what they want to conclude, that is bullshit.

And importantly, this is why bullshit can coexist with sincerity. A person may not be consciously faking anything. They may honestly think they care. But if the standards are not actually doing any governing work, then the concern on display is sincere at best—not genuine.

A concrete example

Suppose a pundit says she is “just following the evidence.” She cites studies, uses the language of careful inquiry, and presents herself as someone who is simply being rational.

But in practice, the evidence functions only as set decoration.

She ignores inconvenient data, treats obvious objections as beneath notice, quotes experts only when they help her side, and starts with the conclusion she wants before “reasoning” backward to support it.

She may still be sincere. She may genuinely feel offended if you accuse her of dishonesty. She may even think of herself as serious and rigorous.

But if the activity is not actually being guided by the standards of inquiry she is invoking, then her concern is not genuine.

She is wearing the costume of inquiry without letting inquiry govern the performance.

That is bullshit.

The takeaway

So when I say that genuine concern is:

concern that is properly guided by the standards that must be respected, given the practice in which one is engaged,

I am not making some grand moral pronouncement about what everyone should care about, period.

I am making a narrower claim about what it is to count as genuinely engaging in a representational practice at all.

You do not have to do X.

But if you are purporting to do X—and X is a practice with standards built into it—then you must at least try to get X right by being guided by those standards.

Otherwise, you may not merely be doing X badly.

You may be doing something hollower than that: simulating the practice while consciously or unconsciously rejecting the standards that constrain you.

And in representational contexts, that is exactly the territory of bullshit.

This is also why bullshit can thrive in philosophy itself. A philosopher or graduate student may use the language of rigor, raise objections, cite famous names, and perform all the outer rituals of serious inquiry. They may well be sincere: they may honestly believe that they care about clarity, truth, and philosophical rigor. But sincerity is not enough. If career incentives, status signaling, tribal loyalty, or the mere desire to publish—not clarity, logical support, responsiveness to criticism, and a genuine openness to getting things right—are what is actually guiding the activity, then what we are seeing is not merely weak philosophy. It is, at least in part, bullshit philosophical inquiry: the simulation of philosophical seriousness without the corresponding discipline that gives that seriousness its point.

Next time, we will begin exploring the moral implications of bullshit.

What the Hell Bullshit Is: Addressing Potential Objections

Difficulty: What the hell

In my previous post on bullshit, I argued for a revision of Harry Frankfurt’s definition of bullshit, redefining it as follows:

Bullshit is (a) speech or deed that simulates adherence to standards of reasoning or truth without a genuine concern to get things right, or (b) speech or deed that displays indifference to any relevant standards of correctness.

(Note to nitpicky readers: the disjunction, i.e., the “or” statement, here should not be read as allowing arbitrary separation of reasoning and truth, but as reflecting the different ways in which representational practices may be governed across contexts.)

I also formulated a more layman-friendly, if less precise, version of my definition:

Bullshit is pretending to play by the rules while not actually giving a shit about them—or simply not caring about them at all

What followed was a discussion on salient types of bullshit which Frankfurt’s definition struggles to capture, but which, I argued, my revised definition handles better.

In what follows, I will first offer a caveat on defining bullshit before turning to objections and counterexamples to my revised definition.

A caveat on definitions

So first, there’s something that Frankfurt states in his work On Bullshit that we need to keep in mind:

“Any suggestion about what conditions are logically both necessary and sufficient for the constitution of bullshit is bound to be somewhat arbitrary. For one thing, the expression bullshit is often employed quite loosely—simply as a generic term of abuse, with no very specific literal meaning. For another, the phenomenon itself is so vast and amorphous that no crisp and perspicuous analysis of its concept can avoid being Procrustean.”

Here, Frankfurt briefly argues that because bullshit is such a messy concept, no definition of bullshit can be perfect, and any attempt to construct an ultra-precise definition would end up being Procrustean (overly rigid). As such, there will likely be overgeneration (some instances of non-bullshit might be captured) and undergeneration (some instances of bullshit might not be captured) no matter what definition we come up with.

That said, my aim is to minimize, as much as I can, issues of overgeneration and undergeneration, both of which are problematic on Frankfurt’s original definition. The goal is not to provide a perfect revised definition, but one that handles our messy conception of bullshit a little more adroitly. To that end, I will further refine my revised definition along the way.

Objections and counterexamples

Overgeneration

Case 1: The psychopathic serial killer

Consider a psychopathic serial killer who murders without any regard for moral or social norms. On my definition, such a person would seem to satisfy condition (b): she is indifferent to any relevant standards of correctness. But it would be highly inappropriate to describe her actions as “bullshit.” Murder is not bullshit—it is something far worse.

This suggests that my definition may overgenerate: it risks classifying extreme forms of wrongdoing as bullshit, when in fact the concept seems better suited to a narrower class of intellectual or expressive failures.

Case 2: The reckless driver

A reckless driver has no regard for traffic laws and social norms. This follows (b) because plausibly, the driver “displays indifference to any relevant standards of correctness.” However, it would not be apt to say that the “driver is bullshitting” or that “her driving is bullshit.”

This is another case of potential overgeneration.

Case 3: The bored vandal

On impulse, a teenage vandal smashes a window because she’s bored. The objection here is: “Sure, her behavior follows (b) because that’s a “deed that displays indifference to any relevant standards of correctness.” But it’s more apt to call it an “act of destruction” rather than “bullshit.”

Again, potential overgeneration.

Case 4: The apathetic employee

An apathetic employee doesn’t care about doing a good job, ignores standards, and does just the bare minimum. This follows (b) (an indifference to any relevant standards of correctness), but it feels strange to say that the “employee is bullshitting.”

This is the last of the cases of potential overgeneration.

Addressing overgeneration objections

This is where we can refine my definition of bullshit, which, if you recall, states:

Bullshit is (a) speech or deed that simulates adherence to standards of reasoning or truth without a genuine concern to get things right, or (b) speech or deed that displays indifference to any relevant standards of correctness.

And because all the aforementioned objections to potential overgeneration target (b), we will have to home in on (b)’s wording, specifically for “relevant.” So what are “relevant standards of correctness”? I stipulate:

A relevant standard of correctness is one that is representational.

If you want to specify that in my definition, we can word it as:

Bullshit is (a) speech or deed that simulates adherence to standards of reasoning or truth without a genuine concern to get things right, or (b) speech or deed that displays indifference to any relevant standards of representational correctness.

This addresses cases 1 to 3.

For case 1 (the psychopathic serial killer), murder is not bullshit because it is not relevant to standards of representational correctness. Sure, there are behavioral norms and laws, and these are standards of correctness, but they do not concern matters of representation–such as representing some claim as true or false, or reasoning as fallacious or not, or a question as sincere or insincere.

Instead, these norms and laws govern matters like public safety and social mores.

And the same could be said about case 2 (the reckless driver) and case 3 (the bored vandal), both of which do not concern the relevant issue of representation.

Now I argue that case 4 (the apathetic employee) is in fact a case of bullshit. While it might seem strange to say that “the employee is bullshitting,” it’s quite intuitive to say that any work she produces is “bullshit” due to her indifference to “any relevant standards of representational correctness.”

Undergeneration

Case 5: The sincere-but-self-deceived bullshitter

Say we have a charismatic speaker (think wellness guru, motivational influencer) who is sincerely convinced of what she’s saying, cares about getting things right (in their own mind), presents confident, sweeping claims with “reasons.” But she ignores counterevidence, cherry-picks anecdotes, and overstates conclusions.

This is clearly a case of bullshit. However, although it might (initially) seem to be neither (a) speech or deed that simulates adherence to standards of reasoning or truth without a genuine concern to get things right, nor (b) speech or deed that displays indifference to any relevant standards of representational correctness, my definition might fail to capture it.

Case 6: The self-deceptive ideologue

A partisan argues with apparent structure and confidence, genuinely believes her claims, and wants to be right. But she systematically filters evidence, rationalizes away disconfirming data, and uses arguments instrumentally (without noticing). Our intuition is to call this “bullshit.”

The objection here is that although there seems to be a “concern to get things right,” there seems to be a distorted epistemic (knowledge) practice that my definition might not capture. So like case 5, this is potentially a problem of undergeneration.

Case 7: The therapeutic “truth”

A therapist/coach says:

“You’re enough exactly as you are. Everything happens for a reason.”

Her advice is not offered as literal truth. It’s aimed at helping, not accuracy. And the speaker may even know it’s not strictly true.

This serves as a potential counterexample of undergeneration to my definition because it’s not clearly (a), as it might not initially appear to simulate, or pretend to be, adherence to standards of reasoning or truth. Moreover, there does seem to be a genuine concern to get things right. And it’s not (b): the therapist/coach is not indifferent, as there is a different aim (well-being) she cares about. Nevertheless, our intuition is that while some people might hear this as helpful, others might appropriately call it “feel-good bullshit.”

We can clarify this case further by distinguishing between two kinds of therapeutic speech. If a statement is clearly offered as comfort, without any pretense of representing how the world actually is, then it may fall outside the scope of bullshit altogether. However, when such statements are presented in the form of claims about reality—e.g., “everything happens for a reason”—simulating adherence to standards of reasoning or truth but without a genuine concern for whether they are getting things right, they can plausibly be regarded as a kind of “feel-good bullshit.”

Case 8: The PR spin that believes itself

Now consider a corporate spokesperson who uses polished talking points, believes the narrative, and wants to be accurate within that frame. But her language is evasive and selectively framed to mislead.

This is an instance that might not follow (a), as there is no obvious or deliberate simulation of adherence to standards of truth and reasoning. And neither does it follow (b), since the spokesperson is not indifferent, and she cares about being “correct” in the approved frame. Still, this is obviously bullshit.

Addressing undergeneration objections

To address these undergeneration objections, we must home in on the word “genuine.”

Bullshit is (a) speech or deed that simulates adherence to standards of reasoning or truth without a genuine concern to get things right, or (b) speech or deed that displays indifference to any relevant standards of representational correctness.

Note that I used the word “genuine,” not “sincere,” because while these two concepts might often be related, they are not identical.

A manufacturer of boutique handbag knockoffs can be sincerely focused on her craft (as might be the case for many higher-quality, Chinese-made knockoffs), but that doesn’t mean the knockoffs are genuine. These handbags, then, can, in an extended sense, be called “bullshit products.”

Conversely, an original product might be genuine, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that the manufacturer sincerely gave a shit about them. It thus aligns with my definition of bullshit to say these products are not bullshit.

More philosophically, sincerity is a mental state. Genuineness is a mind-independent matter of being properly guided. In these cases of potential undergeneration, the bullshitters’ concern is sincere but not genuine, because it is not properly guided by the standards they must respect, given the practice they are engaged in.

So, in case 5, the wellness guru might sincerely be concerned to get things right, but because her concern to get things right is deeply misguided, she does not have a genuine concern.

The same goes for case 6 (the self-deceptive ideologue), case 7 (the therapeutic “truth”), and case 8 (the PR spin that believes itself), in which the bullshitters are sincerely concerned to get things right. Their concern is not genuine because it is not properly guided by the standards that they must respect, given the practice they are engaged in.

The takeaway

So based on these last two posts, what can we conclude about my definition of bullshit?

First, it avoids labeling non-bullshit, such as the work of some serious anti-realists, as bullshit.

Second, it captures salient instances of bullshit that Frankfurt’s definition struggles to include, such as bullshit questions and deeds.

Lastly, my definition avoids some potential counterexamples and objections regarding both overgeneration and undergeneration.

In sum, to accomplish this, we must not restrict our definition of bullshit to a concern with just truth, as Frankfurt did. And we should also carefully explain not just what “bullshit” means, but what certain terms in our definition mean.

So much for what bullshit is. Next time, I’ll explain what the hell a “genuine” concern actually is, and why that’s not just empty philosophical jargon.

What the Hell Bullshit Is: Revising Frankfurt’s Definition

Difficulty: What the hell

In his work On Bullshit, Harry Frankfurt famously defined bullshit as, roughly, a product of a speaker who is indifferent to the truth. Note that bullshitting is different from lying. A liar cannot be indifferent to the truth, because she must first pay attention to what she thinks is true–and then avoid it.

Lying vs. bullshitting

Here is an easy example of the difference between lying and bullshitting:

If a student is writing a paper on, say, Hitler, and she knows that Hitler was born on April 20, she would be lying if she attempted to deceive her teacher about that fact. But if she’s doing a last-minute job and has to fill 10 pages with words, and so she changes the font and margin size and writes a shit ton of whatever, then she would be bullshitting. That’s not because she’s lying–she’s not. It’s because she’s indifferent to whether what she writes is true, but pretends to care.

But Frankfurt’s definition of “bullshit” is not perfect (and to be fair, he neither claimed nor argued that it was). What prompted me to revise his definition is that at the very end of On Bullshit, he accuses “anti-realists” in academic philosophy of bullshitting or, at the very least, of making it dangerously easier for bullshit to spread.

His idea seems to be that because anti-realists reject the existence of certain objective truths, they must then be indifferent to truth. Since to those anti-realists, there is no such thing as truth, the only “truth” they can care about is their sincerity, which is bullshit, Frankfurt says. Doing my best to understand him, I think what he means is:

If there are no objective truths on your view, you can’t (and thus don’t) care about the truth.

There are no objective truths on your view.

Therefore, you can’t (and thus don’t) care about the truth.

What about sincerity? I’m not sure. But my guess is that he means that these sincerity folks take this stance: “Since truth is gone, the only thing that matters is expressing what’s inside me.”

And from here, they say shit like, “I’m just expressing myself.” No concern for truth, in Frankfurt’s sense, seems to be doing any work there.

But I have to respond: WTF? Frankfurt seems to slide between two things:

(A) Bullshit (his definition)

Speaker is indifferent to truth

(B) Anti-realism

Truth is not objective / not available / not truth-apt

And (A) and (B) are very different. For instance, anti-realism includes a philosophical area called non-cognitivism, and non-cognitivists–who reject that moral statements (like “stealing is wrong”) are true or false–often:

  • think hard about meaning, use, and justification
  • are not just saying “whatever works”
  • and are often more careful than ordinary speakers

Many prominent non-cognitivists are clearly not bullshitters. So to clarify our understanding of what bullshit is–and is not–we need to refine its definition.

The revised definition

I’ve revised Frankfurt’s definition as follows:

Bullshit is (a) speech or deed that simulates adherence to standards of reasoning or truth without a genuine concern to get things right, or (b) speech or deed that displays indifference to any relevant standards of correctness.

In short, it’s about:

pretending to play by the rules while not actually giving a shit about them—or simply not caring about them at all

What unifies (a) and (b) is a lack of genuine constraint: in both cases, the speaker or agent is not genuinely guided by the standards that are supposed to govern the activity.

Following (a), this definition allows us to say that intellectually serious non-cognitivists (and other anti-realists) are not bullshitters, even though they may seem indifferent to the truth of certain things, such as moral truths, that they believe not to exist. If these anti-realists are playing by the rules of reasoning and getting things right, even though they don’t believe in the existence of certain objective truths, then they can’t be said to be bullshitters.

Note that the revised definition says “speech or deed,” not just “speech.” And how, you might ask, could a deed be bullshit?

Say that you’re in a philosophy seminar where some graduate students pretend to understand things by stroking their chins and nodding their heads. The thing is, these students don’t care about learning things. They are merely simulating adherence to the relevant standards of correctness, and they are not genuinely concerned with getting things right. Specifically, with their body language, they pretend to play by the rules (of philosophical thinking) without giving a shit about the rules.

That’s plausibly an instance of bullshit.

Or consider tagging on a dumpster that looks like “street art” or a “statement.” If the point is just visibility or ego—no concern for craft, meaning, or whether any implied claim is true—then it’s bullshit: it imitates the norms of artistic discourse without being guided by them.

Following (b), this revised definition also captures cases of bullshit dumpster tagging done “just for kicks.” If the teenagers vandalized the dumpster without regard to any standard at all–they didn’t even pretend to follow the rules–then we can plausibly say, with exasperation, “That’s bullshit.”

Interestingly, this revised definition allows us to capture not just deeds, but also statements that are not truth-apt (neither true nor false)—an expansion that Frankfurt’s original definition struggles with. After all, if bullshit is defined purely in terms of indifference to truth, then it becomes unclear how to classify questions, expressions, or other non-truth-apt utterances.

But these can clearly be bullshit. Consider a philosopher asking questions she has no interest in answering, or a child who keeps asking “why?” not out of curiosity, but just to annoy you. These statements are neither true nor false—but they still display a lack of concern for getting anything right.

The revised definition captures this more naturally.

In other words, bullshit can be about truth, but it’s often also about whether you’re actually trying to get anything right at all.

In the next post, I will address potential objections to my revised definition of bullshit.

Theories of Meaning Part 1: What the Hell Does “Meaning” Even Mean? (Without the Bullshit)

Difficulty: What the hell

What the Hell Does “Meaning” Even Mean? (Without the Bullshit)

This is a profane, simplified version of part of the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy article “Theories of Meaning.” The goal here is simple: strip away unnecessary jargon so that people—myself included—can actually understand what the hell is going on, without dumbing things down too much. This is Part 1 of a series. I’ll come back to other parts of the article over time—but each post will stand on its own.

The One-Sentence Version

There are two different questions about meaning:

  1. What does this word mean?
  2. Why does it mean that?

Philosophers constantly mix these up, and that’s where a lot of confusion—and yes, bullshit—comes from.

Two Kinds of Theory of Meaning

Philosophers use the phrase “theory of meaning” in at least two different ways. To avoid confusion, we’re going to separate them cleanly:

  • Semantic theory = What does this shit mean?
  • Foundational theory = Why the fuck does it mean that?

That’s the whole game.

What Is a Semantic Theory?

Take a simple example:

“Dog” = a (usually) furry animal that barks

That’s the kind of thing a semantic theory does. It tells you what words and sentences mean.

Think of it like an ultra-precise dictionary. It answers questions like:

  • What does “dog” mean?
  • What does “snow is white” mean?
  • When is a sentence true?

It’s just describing meanings. No deep explanation yet. Just mapping words to what they mean.

What Is a Foundational Theory?

Now we go one level deeper:

Why does the word “dog” mean what it means?

Is it because:

  • we use it that way?
  • society agrees on it?
  • there’s some connection between words and the world?
  • something psychological is going on in our heads?

Now we’re asking a completely different kind of question.

A foundational theory of meaning is trying to explain:

What makes it the case that words have the meanings they do in the first place?

So instead of:

“What the fuck does ‘dog’ mean?”

we’re asking:

“Why the fuck does ‘dog’ mean that?”

That’s not description anymore. That’s explanation.

The Anthropologist Example

This is where things get really clear.

Imagine an anthropologist studying some distant tribe.

Step 1: Just describe the rules

They figure out:

  • Slurping = polite
  • Burping = fine
  • Farting = not fine

That’s just a description of how things work in that culture.

That’s like a semantic theory.

Step 2: Explain the rules

Now the anthropologist asks:

Why are these the rules?

Why this system instead of a different one?

Maybe it’s because of:

  • culture
  • social pressure
  • history
  • power structures
  • evolutionary factors

Now they’re explaining the system, not just describing it.

That’s like a foundational theory.

These Two Things Are Different (But Related)

Let’s make this really clear:

  • A semantic theory is like a dictionary
  • A foundational theory is like asking why the dictionary works the way it does

They are different jobs.

But—and this matters—they can still influence each other.

When Semantic Theories Affect Foundational Theories

Suppose your dictionary says:

“Dog” = an animal that moos and becomes beef

Okay, something has gone horribly wrong.

Now you might ask:

What the hell explains this messed-up system?

So problems at the semantic level can push us to rethink our foundational explanation.

When Foundational Theories Affect Semantic Theories

Now flip it.

Suppose you discover that the meanings in your “dictionary” were formed in some unreliable way—bad evidence, confusion, whatever.

Then you might say:

Maybe our definitions themselves need to be fixed.

So your theory of how meaning works can force you to revise your actual definitions.

Quick Summary

  • Semantic theory = what words mean
  • Foundational theory = why they mean that

Different questions. Different jobs. Constantly confused.

The Skeptic Bomb

Now for the fun part.

Some philosophers—like W. V. O. Quine and Saul Kripke—basically say:

“What if meaning isn’t even a real thing?”

As in:

  • There may be no objective fact about what words really mean

If they’re right, then:

  • There’s no semantic theory (nothing real to describe)
  • There’s no foundational theory (nothing real to explain)

Everything collapses.

We’re not going down that rabbit hole right now.

That shit gets deep fast.

Final Thought

If you take nothing else away from this:

Don’t confuse “What does this mean?” with “Why does it mean that?”

Philosophers do it all the time.

You don’t have to.